Hi people! I use this to escape reality, you surely understand ;)
Feel free to talk to me!

 

zohbugg:

blackbanshee:

conkersradfurday:

do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)

how do you even jerk off to this

ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS

Yo that isn’t even a cheap halloween mask. That is a full quality professional prosthetic. Also the dialogue is fucking gold. Trailer here.

helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

(Source: gaydicks420)

funnybro:

when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps

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(Source: budweiner)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

(Source: sherlockswift)